On the face of it, Liverpool have the best chance of the four English clubs seeking progress in the European Champions’ Cup next week. They take a 3-1 lead back to Germany, but the away goal holds crucial significance and, wisely, no Scouser is counting chickens. Even more pessimistic should be supporters of Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United, each rudely defeated in the first leg. Of the quartet, however, I reckon Chelsea is the best bet to get through. For one elementary reason: they have a calm (and calming) fellow between the sticks, in gloves and pullover, who combines defiance, daring, dagger-sharp reflexes, and a safe pair of hands. Lanky liabilities stalk the penalty area of the other three sides. Knockout competition can turn on a single stroke — either wondrous or woebegone, and it is beyond belief almost that such shrewd operators as Wenger and Ferguson have spent zillions on transfer fees for celeb strikers and indefatigable outfielders yet lumbered themselves with goalkeepers so prone to butterfingered aberration.
Liverpool’s hamfisted Dudek handed over a precious, gift-wrapped away goal at Anfield in the first leg, while Wenger and Ferguson were each in a fury of self-flagellation at their own utter doltishness in giving themselves a choice of goalkeeper each week determined not by standards of excellence but on which one might make the fewest gormless gaffes.
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