An ex-copper who blogs as Dominic Adler – not his real name – came up with a good phrase this week to describe where Britain is heading under this increasingly authoritarian regime: ‘Like North Korea, but run by David Brent.’ It echoed my own attempts to sum up the atmosphere in Keir Starmer’s Britain in a WhatsApp exchange with Allison Pearson. I described Essex Police, who recently dispatched two hapless officers to the journalist’s door to question her about a year-old tweet, as ‘a cross between the Keystone Cops and the Stasi – Carry On Kafka’.
The tale of Allison’s persecution could have been written by Eugène Ionesco, but another good example of this burgeoning absurdism is the recent ‘trial’ of a 17-year-old girl by the Football Association. Her all-women team was about to play another club in a single-sex league when she noticed that one of the opposing players was a bearded man in his twenties.
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