Brits aren’t idiotic – but our institutions are

Two headlines from the same news-paper, less than three weeks apart. So, the Guardian on 31 July: ‘The Guardian view on delaying elections: it’s what autocrats do.’ This was in response to a suggestion from the US President that the elections might need to be delayed on account of Covid. And then on 17 August: ‘By delaying the New Zealand election, Jacinda Ardern appears magnanimous and conciliatory.’ This was in response to the New Zealand Prime Minister postponing the elections on account of Covid.

The only rational response to this fairly typical piece of doublethink is that the Guardian likes Jacinda Ardern whereas it does not like Donald Trump. I am not sure why they like Ardern: she seems to me a simpering fraud and almost as irritating as the Canadian black-facer Justin Trudeau, but each to their own, I suppose. The woman recently reimposed lockdown on Auckland, despite the country’s much-heralded defeat of Covid, but she seems to have received no international criticism, or even very much criticism at home. She gets no flak for anything she does, much like that Swedish doom goblin who bestrode the planet hectoring everyone, before lockdown mercifully put a stop to her wanderings.

Anyway, in much the same way, nobody seemed terribly pleased by the fact that Trump also managed to secure a normalisation of relations between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, perhaps the first genuine step forward in that scorched and benighted area of the world since Jordan and Israel signed a peace treaty in 1994 — or perhaps before, with the Egypt-Israel treaty of 1979, for which Nobel Peace Prizes were handed out. Nobody is mentioning that Trump might be awarded the prize, because the possibility simply doesn’t exist. Barack Obama got one for having done nothing whatsoever.