Britney Spears is back with a vengeance

I am working on a play about Marilyn Monroe at the moment and, reading Britney Spears’s book, the similarities of these two fragile blondes came to mind. Both were celebrated and castigated for their woman-child sex appeal; both struggled with sinister Svengalis – Darryl Zanuck and Mickey Mouse. But one big difference between the two is that Marilyn often wished she had a father, while one imagines Britney often wishes she hadn’t. In the long and sorry history of parasitical men leeching off talented women, was there ever a more worthless example than Jamie Spears? He used his daughter as a cash-cow from her childhood; when she became an adult and he saw his grip on her loosening, he had himself made her court-appointed conservator for 13 years, controlling her career, finances and even fertility. But now Britney is back in charge of her estimated $60 million estate and can make personal decisions for herself – including the writing of this book.

And what a book it is – both payday (an estimated $15 million advance, justified by selling more than a million copies in its first week of publication) and payback.