Bridge is a partnership game — but haven’t you sometimes wished you could file for a quick divorce mid-rubber? The problem is that however maddening your partner, if you try to give him a taste of his own medicine — by overbidding wildly, for instance, or ignoring his suit-preference signals — it would be like pushing him into a river and forgetting you’re tethered to him. Still, it has been known. Geoffrey Breskal was once playing for England in a Camrose match with the late, great (but highly volatile) John Collings. Collings opened a forcing two spades; Geoffrey, with a Yarborough, decided to pass. His left-hand opponent doubled and Collings, with gleeful fury, bid straight to six spades. Just to punish Geoffrey! While playing for England! Of course, they were doubled and went a bundle down.
That’s the only case I’ve ever heard of a top player purposely inflicting a penalty on his own partner — but there are, of course, countless examples of involuntary manslaughter.
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