Susanna Gross

Bridge | 1 June 2017

issue 03 June 2017

It’s the funniest bridge story I’ve heard in ages. At the recent Lady Milne championship (the women’s Home Internationals), one of the English pairs was fined a point for slow play during their match against Ireland. The pair insisted that they hadn’t been particularly slow — indeed they’d bid to a grand slam rather quickly — and appealed to the Vugraph operator to support them. The operator replied sarcastically: ‘I certainly wouldn’t be proud of the way you bid that slam if I were you.’ To which one of the pair retorted: ‘Well we can hardly expect an Irish operator to be impartial.’

The fact that he turned out to be Scottish was neither here nor there; the tournament director decided to fine the player another point for being ‘racist’. The English captain, on hearing this, went to plead with him.

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