Lloyd Evans Lloyd Evans

Boris is finally free

He obviously couldn’t care less

A curious atmosphere in the Commons today. Relaxed. Jovial. Almost like a party. There was a bit of aggro at the start when two MPs were ‘named’, that is thrown out, for the crime of defying the authority of the chair. Boris seemed perfectly stoical about everything. He obviously couldn’t care less anymore and he decided to give Sir Keir Starmer, (‘Captain Hindsight’), a new nickname. He’s now ‘Captain Crasher-Roony Snooze-Fest.’

After years of jousting with him in the chamber, Boris offered a backhanded tribute. ‘I want to thank him for the style in which he’s conducted himself. And he’s been considerably less lethal than many other members of this house.’

Sir Keir will continue to bash the next Tory PM with Labour’s far-left playbook of class-war, self-pity and a lust for confiscating the proceeds of hard work

And he warned that any of the leadership candidates will ‘wipe the floor with him.’

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