You will remember how the Tories planned to deal with Ukip. Well, that was just the start. David Cameron’s interview with the Daily Mail today is all very well and good but it remains the case that the party’s approach to Scotland is very simple:
THE SNP ARE DREADFUL. PLEASE VOTE FOR THEM.
(Works best if delivered in the style of Kenneth Williams.)

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