James Delingpole James Delingpole

Battered but triumphant

Big River Man (part of More 4’s ‘True Stories’, Tuesday) was one of the most gripping and brilliant, infuriating and disappointing documentaries I’ve ever seen.

issue 21 August 2010

Big River Man (part of More 4’s ‘True Stories’, Tuesday) was one of the most gripping and brilliant, infuriating and disappointing documentaries I’ve ever seen.

Big River Man (part of More 4’s ‘True Stories’, Tuesday) was one of the most gripping and brilliant, infuriating and disappointing documentaries I’ve ever seen.

It was gripping and brilliant because the story it told with tremendous verve, wit, imagination and style was so extraordinary. Martin Strel, 55, a hideously overweight Slovenian drunkard and gambler, addicted to red wine and horse burgers, also happens to be the world’s greatest endurance swimmer. He’d already done the Danube, the Mississippi and the Yangtse. Now he was taking on the granddaddy of them all, the Amazon. Would he make it or would he keel over from a heart attack or get eaten by piranhas or be clunked over the head by a floating tree or fall victim to that terrible fish which swims up your urine stream into your willy then stays stuck there with its ghastly spines?

It was infuriating and disappointing because you could never be quite sure which bits were actually true and which were the result of editorial tricksiness.

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