James Walton

Barbie dolls? This girl aims for the head

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issue 02 August 2014

Channel 4’s Kids and Guns (Thursday) began with an American TV advert in which a young boy’s eyes shone with gratitude when his parents gave him a large gun, proudly marketed as ‘My First Rifle’. And just in case that seemed a bit macho, the ad also pointed out that My First Rifle is available in pink.

Next, we met the real-life Gia, who at the age of nine already has quite an arsenal — thanks to her dad Spyder, a firm believer in the old Texan motto that ‘If you know how many guns you have, you don’t have enough’. ‘Wouldn’t it be more usual to buy her Barbie dolls?’ asked what couldn’t help but sound like a rather prissy British off-screen voice. ‘I do buy Barbie dolls,’ Spyder replied, ‘but we shoot them.’ Any ideas that he might have been joking were then dispelled by a scene featuring a series of decapitated Barbies hanging from a fence and Gia explaining, ‘I aim for the head.’

Needless to say, sneering documentaries about how nuts Americans are have been a staple of British television for decades.

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