Lloyds becomes one more catastrophe for which Brown will never apologise
How Lloyds Banking Group chairman Sir Victor Blank must regret not having had a prior engagement on Monday 15 September last year, the night he bumped into Gordon Brown at a City reception and got bounced into the takeover of HBOS by Lloyds TSB. Dubbed ‘the bank that did dull’ by Neil Collins, Lloyds was a safe bet to survive this crisis unscathed — until Brown started mumbling through his canapé about sweeping competition issues aside, safeguarding Scottish jobs and saving the world. With its debt downgraded by Moody’s this week, Lloyds will be crippled for years by HBOS’s losses even if it manages to avoid majority taxpayer ownership and Treasury control. There cannot be anyone in the City who does not now think it would have been better to nationalise HBOS without dragging Lloyds down — but if Blank and his quiet American chief executive Eric Daniels, seasoned bankers both, had seriously tried to back out, you can be sure Downing Street would have found a way to make it impossible for them. I wonder what Blank’s scholarly predecessor Sir Jeremy Morse thinks of it all; in a television interview at the height of the 1980s credit boom, he famously remarked: ‘I think rather like the Prime Minister, whom I believe thinks that it’s wrong for individuals to borrow.’ That, of course, was a reference to a different prime minister, Margaret Thatcher. This one believes nothing of the sort, and the consequence for Lloyds is just one more catastrophe for which he’ll never apologise.
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I’m intrigued by Nespresso, the coffee-making system that features George Clooney in its television ads. Not usually a gadget fan, I bought one of these machines some months ago on the recommendation of a friend, before I saw them advertised anywhere.

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