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Anti-austerity protester makes sign out of box for £600 television

Seemingly missing the democratic process that returned a Tory government with a majority and an increased share of the vote, the hard left took to the streets of Westminster over the weekend to protest against austerity. However, has ‘austerity’ really hurt all of the protesters who took part? Look closely at the box one used to make their ‘no cuts’ sign: sonyH A 50 inch Sony LED TV that retails at over £600. The face of modern Britain’s dispossessed. Meanwhile rumours abound that Ed Miliband has already found a new job following his resignation as Labour leader:
https://twitter.com/neon_black1871/status/597120242523967488
However, this is at best a short-lived career change as Miliband has since been spied on his way to Ibiza. Instead of vying for a role in Labour’s shadow cabinet, Miliband has jetted off on a romantic break with his wife Justine:

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