Michael Vestey

Among the aliens

Among the aliens

issue 12 March 2005

I’ve long been intrigued by the language of EU-fanatics, particularly when they ascribe motives to those opposed to the EU constitution and the euro. There’ve been some fine examples on the radio recently. On Today on Monday morning, for example, Roger Liddle, a former Tony Blair adviser now working for Peter Mandelson in Brussels, suggested that opponents believed that they were ‘holding back the threatening hordes’ from Europe. At least Liddle was more honest about the nature and importance of the new constitution than any government minister, but it was a curious interview in another respect: apart from some anodyne questions from the Brussels correspondent Tim Franks, Liddle was allowed to speak without being challenged. Indeed, Franks might just as well have plonked the microphone down and let him get on with a party political broadcast.

I can’t speak for Franks, but I realise, having seen them in action over the years, that Brussels correspondents generally go native and become gullible EU groupies, and that a sceptic appearing in their midst is regarded as an alien being, but I couldn’t help thinking that a little devil’s advocacy might have been useful, particularly as it was followed by the oily Keith Vaz warning us that a ‘no’ vote in the referendum would be ‘catastrophic’ for Britain. We know it might be embarrassing for EU-adoring politicians, but somehow I think the rest of us would find that little had changed the following morning. Last week I heard the former diplomat Lord Kerr offering his explanation about why people are against the constitution. He was taking part in the often glutinous Analysis on Radio Four (Thursday), which was entitled ‘Bill of Frights?’. Our poodle in Brussels had this to say: ‘The real reason the British people feel frightened of it [the constitution] is because the straight banana school of critics has told them it will abolish the monarchy or create a European army or abolish the British seat in the Security Council …all nonsense, of course.’

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