Q. Why did God give liberals annoying, whiny voices?
A. So that even the blind could hate them.
Q. Why did God give liberals annoying, whiny voices?
A. So that even the blind could hate them.
This is probably my favourite joke from a new book I just published in the US, (hence the use of ‘liberal’ in its American sense), called 365 Ways To Drive A Liberal Crazy.

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