Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

AA only admits the right sort of alcoholics

Those in charge have taken it upon themselves to run meetings according to their own aims

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issue 01 October 2022

The support group groupies have issued another ban. They have attempted to slap an exclusion order on another long-standing member, in addition to the one they have meted out to my friend, the bricklayer.

This latest victim hasn’t been to a meeting in Surrey for seven years because the last time he went, the local area committee accused him of something so Orwellian it was impossible for him to do anything other than leave.

They accused him of believing in God too much. During a ridiculous row over whether members should be forced to applaud the giving out of sobriety chips, this fellow wouldn’t back down in his belief that they should not be forced, because where was God in that sort of regime? A bigwig since made chairman duly staged a vote making it compulsory to clap, then when the member next refused, by way of protest, he threw him out that very evening and told him not to come back.

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