A wonderful time was had by all at the Utter Arse of the Year awards

Boris Johnson is enjoying himself back at The Spectator. ‘My place of former employment,’ the former editor booms as he sits down, stands up, and starts re-ordering items around the wood-panelled office. ‘I like this book-lined lair that you’ve given me – very, very grand.’ ‘I found the pandemic a nightmare because I was genuinely