Lloyd Evans Lloyd Evans

A naked pamphleteering exercise: Idiots Assemble: Spitting Image The Musical, at Phoenix Theatre, reviewed

Plus: Stumped, at Hampstead Theatre, about Beckett, Pinter and cricket, is terrific entertainment

The puppetry is first-class: Carrie and Boris Johnson in Idiots Assemble: Spitting Image The Musical. Credit: Mark Senior 
issue 08 July 2023

Nothing demonstrates the inanity of profanity like an undercooked comedy. The famous Spitting Image puppets have returned in a political musical that’s more cuddly than cutting. Writers Matt Forde and Al Murray add a lot of swearing to their punchlines without understanding why. The temptation to use the F-bomb is a warning sign from the writer’s internal editor: ‘Delete and try again.’ To enliven bad writing with curse words is to mistake the symptom for the cure.

And the show chooses feeble or irrelevant targets. Rishi Sunak appears as a soppy head prefect who plots with Boris to depose King Charles and take over the monarchy. Their scheme is opposed by a team of commandos including Tom Cruise, RuPaul and Angela Rayner who try to defend the king and restore Britain’s moral fibre. Not a great plot but it’ll do. The show approaches certain subjects with extreme caution. Rayner’s trademark insult, ‘scum’, is omitted and no mention is made of the ‘ginger growler’.

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