With Labour predicted a catastrophic election result come June 8, many MPs are resorting to rather desperate tactics in a bid to cling on to their seat. So, Mr S was curious to learn of an encounter a comrade experienced over the weekend.
At an address in one of the capital’s marginal constituencies, a canvasser was handing out leaflets with the local Labour MP, who was knocking on doors nearby, but sadly unavailable for a chat. ‘Ah what a shame, I’m a swing voter,’ mused the occupier, and closed the door. Predictably, the MP was there within a few minutes.
It was an enthusiastic if hacky pitch from the MP, until this ‘swing voter’ expressed scepticism that Jeremy Corbyn would make a good prime minister. The reply:
Labour MP: Don’t worry, if you’re leaning towards the Tories, you’ll get your Conservative government, with Theresa May carrying on as prime minister… But when you get to the polling booth, vote for me to be your local representative.
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