Deborah Ross

A demented must-watch: Caligula – The Ultimate Cut reviewed

This film attracted a first-rate cast, who all then disavowed it, as well they might, given they’d effectively made a porno

Enjoyable trash: Malcolm McDowell as Caligula and Helen Mirren as his wife Caesonia. Courtesy of Penthouse Films International  
issue 10 August 2024

Caligula: The Ultimate Cut is a new version of the 1979 Caligula that is still banned in some countries (Belarus). The most expensive independent production of its time, it was intended to prove an adult film could be a Hollywood hit – but not everyone received it in that spirit.

‘Sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash,’ wrote the late, great critic Roger Ebert, who walked out before it finished. Although this version is still violent and sexually explicit, it’s been reworked to show that, handled right, it had all the makings of a masterpiece.

There are whippings and sex swings and I think I saw someone doing it with a swan

In your dreams, pal. There’s no masterpiece, here. The only good news (kind of) is that you’ve never seen anything so full-on demented in all your life. It’s worth seeing just for that.

The original film had – to put it mildly – its problems.

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