Gore Vidal once sighed that ‘every time a friend succeeds, I die a little’, and there is inevitably a sense that when some idiotic blockbuster makes $1 billion worldwide, our collective intelligence loses a couple of IQ points. It’s a relief, then, when the worst examples of their kind, made at enormous cost to negligible artistic impact, flop hideously: proof that audiences will not fork out for any arrant piece of trash.
The most recent high-profile failure of this kind was Todd Phillips’s bewilderingly poor Joker sequel, Folie à Deux, which insulted its audience and thus precipitated its commercial failure. If the Daily Telegraph film critic Tim Robey’s excellent study of the history of Hollywood duds can be updated for a paperback edition, it would be fascinating to discover more about one of the most tuneless musicals ever made.
Robey confesses to having seen Cats four times – a diabolically awful film to which he awarded no stars in his review
Still, the 26 films featured here, from D.W.

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