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Was that a coyote howling in the distance or just the neighbour’s cat?’ [Pictorial Press Ltd / Alamy Stock Photo]

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For more than a decade, viral petitions demanding an immediate election were the preserve of Remainiacs and much of the Twitter left. So with Labour now in government, it is to no surprise then that it is now much of the right which is demanding another vote. A parliamentary petition to ‘call a general election’

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