Events, dear boy
1. Cheddar cheese
2. Cooper’s Hill
3. Mary Poppins
4. By breaking away and running loose for six miles through London while being exercised by Life Guards of the Household Cavalry Mounted Regiment (they recovered from their injuries)
5. Sir Winston Churchill
6. The Courtauld Gallery
7. Copenhagen
8. Victoria Wood
9. Jupiter
10. Robert F. Kennedy Jr
You don’t say
1. George Galloway on winning the Rochdale by-election
2. Lord Kinnock (on Mr Galloway’s defeat in the general election)
3. The Prince of Wales, on growing a beard
4. Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg
5. Rishi Sunak, on announcing his resignation
6. Sir Keir Starmer
7. President Joe Biden
8. Donald Trump, when a bullet hit his ear
9. The King, following tradition at the state opening of parliament
10. Sir Lindsay Hoyle the Speaker
Not just for Christmas
1 Thomas Hardy
2. Thy Servant a Dog
3. Charles Dickens
4. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
5. Sir John Harington
6. Emily Dickinson
7. Alexander Pope
8. William Wordsworth
9. William Morris
10. Jeeves to Bertie Wooster in Very Good, Jeeves by P.G. Wodehouse
Annual royalties
1. Denmark
2. Norway
3. To horses
4. Anne, Princess Royal
5. The Princess of Wales
6. Canberra
7. The Prince of Wales
8. A slice of wedding cake
9. The Duchess of Edinburgh
10. The RSPB
Fond farewells
1. Ian Lavender
2. Dame Maggie Smith
3. Dame Shirley Conran
4. Sir John Nott
5. C.J. Sansom
6. Frank Ifield
7. Michael Mosley
8. Michael Tanner
9. Peter Higgs
10. Frank Duckworth
Unwrapping the clues
1. Agatha Christie, Hercule Poirot’s Christmas
2. G.K. Chesterton, ‘The Flying Stars’ from The Innocence of Father Brown
3. Dorothy L. Sayers, Strong Poison
4. Arthur Conan Doyle, ‘The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle’
5. P. D. James, ‘The Mistletoe Murder’
6. Margery Allingham, ‘The Snapdragon and the CID’
7. Michael Innes, There Came Both Mist and Snow
8. Nicholas Blake, The Case of the Abominable Snowman
9. Edmund Crispin, Holy Disorders
10. Ngaio Marsh, Artists in Crime
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