This journal’s gongs are, rightly, recognised the world over, and justly so of course. Sadly, however, this column’s Sporting Awards, which would normally be presented around this time of year, have had to be cancelled because they were all going to Laura Trott.
The problem with 2012 was that you could either enjoy the greatest sporting year in the history of mankind, or you could have a job, but you couldn’t possibly do both. But if you were considering full-time employment next year, forget it.
For a start, it will be the ultimate anti-Pom year Down Under, with a Lions tour and back to back Ashes. Bring them on. It’s one of the great rivalries: we only play the Germans at football, we play the convicts at everything. So looking on the brightest of sides, here’s a taste of what’s coming.
January: It’s the Australian Open and now Murray is more than just a danger man, can he win back-to-back Majors? The era of Muzza–Novak rivalry begins: er, Roger who? February: Brace yourself Scotland, as Manu Tuilagi and the All Black crushing machine prepare to give England the perfect Six Nations start. March: A new Formula One season begins with a new team for Lewis Hamilton, but can a move to Mercedes make the difference or will Red Bull roar again? Whatever happens he’ll always have Nicole Scherzinger to, er, chat to.
Now it’s spring and in April Rory is back at the Masters. Will it be the turn of an Englishman at last — Donald, Westwood, Poulter or Rose? The first female members of Augusta National get to wear the green jacket, though many might think this is taking progress just a bit far. Plus, the 150th Wisden is published, reminding us of all the good things in life.

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